Adam has suggested Dorothy and Blanche.

I fully endorse Dorothy and Blanche. But that means you also need to get two more cats, Rose and Sofia.

I like Nine and Eleven.

I can fill the role of Rose. Maybe sometime in the future, we'll get an older cat and name it Sophia. As for Nine and Eleven, we also like those names, but Adam's parents wouldn't appreciate it as much. And I can't imagine our vet would either.

Well: nine and eleven looks like its going to be the far and away winner. So, you are certainly free to violate the will of the people and name them Dorothy and Blanche, although I thought that was the name of your boobs.

I guess Nine and Eleven are stealing all the Inappropriate Use of a Tragedy votes away from Katrina and Rita, which I thought would be more popular.

Oh, that's right, your name *is* the same as one of the Golden Girls. For some reason I had completely forgotten that when I was endorsing a stable of Golden Girls cats.

You should get a male cat and name him Burt Reynolds. Then he and Dorothy can get it on.