ObscureCraft friend-without-a-website Joe [editors note: Joe actually has a website] sent along this fantastic link to a past slideshow about the future - wha?!  The website features selected slides from a 70s IBM presentation about the future of computing.

Everyone knows that, of course, the 70s are hilarious (Will Ferrell has basically made a career out of this), but there is something else about this website that caught my eye.  Check out the last slide.  What is this guy looking at?

Himself in the mirror, doing his impression of Robert DeNiro in Taxi Driver, which he just saw yesterday, because it's the 70s.

A Democrat.

A brylcreem salesman.  I'm a pomade man.  Now get out of my sight.

A feminist.  She's liberated, all right - liberated to do what I say.  Marlene, get out of frame and get back in the kitchen.

The price of gas. 40 cents a gallon? STFU.

A teenage boy with long hair and a van who just showed up to take his daughter out.  Maybe if you get a haircut.  No, Mary, go back upstairs. GO BACK UPSTAIRS.

At you.  You got a problem with that, bitch?

(Got a better one? Post it in the comments.  The winner gets a prize, maybe?)