jesse
@ June 25, 2008


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Some things to know about Kanye West:

1) He has a blog.

2) Once in awhile, he actually writes something that hasn't been proofread (or just posted directly) by his publicist.

3) The way to tell the difference is that, when Kanye posts something himself, it is exactly like something a 15-year-old girl might post if people were saying nasty things about her.

4) The problem? People said mean things about him on the internet after a fiasco at a concert where he didn't go on until well after 4 in the morning. 

4) Kanye only knows how to express his rage via capslock, excessive use of exclamation points, and product placement.

"I am  sick of negative  people who just sit around trying 2 plot my downfall... Why????"

"I'm typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!!"

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PEARL JAM ENDED ONE HOUR  
LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  AT THAT POINT WE'RE RACING AGAINST THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Those exclamations are all Kanye's. I did not add a single one.  I swear. I'd get him to tell you himself, but the West has locked himself in his room and won't come out.

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