Catching the 1 am shuttle

Usage: anyone who is worried about the time while everyone else enjoys themselves is said to be catching the 1 am shuttle.

Origin: Crackah, the best man, organized the events of the evening.  His schedule hinged on making it back to the bus stop to catch the 1 am shuttle because the cheap hotel he selected was too far from downtown to walk or pay for a taxi ride.

One of the top 3 girls

Usage: if you or a friend of yours interacts with an unattractive woman in a bar or other social gathering, justify your choice by indicating she is one of the top 3 girls, despite clear evidence to the contrary.  Bonus points if she appears to be addicted to drugs, is much older than you, or you are colorblind.

Origin: After Crackah was questioned on the quality of the girl he selected for a dance, he protested that she was one of the top 3 girls in the club.  She was not.

Highly recommended by Crackah

Usage: if you are attending a poor or inadequate restauraunt, hotel, or bar, it comes "highly recommended by Crackah".

Origin: Appalled by the state of the hotel that we were staying in, we said to Crackah: "So, what do you think of the place?" to which he responded, "Yeah, it's really nice!" It was not.