[Scene: At the hotel pool of the downtown Atlanta Marriott.  It is my niece Deja's 10th birthday. After pizza and cake, the adults sit around the tables while the kids play near the pool. At the party are Suzi's 4 sisters - Selma, Sueli, Sandra, and Sheila - Suzi's parents, Sandra and Sueli's husbands, and Sandra's son Junior, who is graduating from Georgia Tech the next day.]

Selma: So, who is everyone voting for? I'm voting for Hillary.

David, husband of Suzi's sister Sueli:  Well, if she doesn't win, the Democrat's can always have one of Bill's girlfriends run. [David and Sueli are big Republican supporters]

Suzi: [indignantly] You know what? My president can get as many blowjobs as he wants as long as he doesn't fuck up the economy and the war. Okay?

[a few moments of stunned silence ensue]

Sandra: You know, when I first moved to this country, I thought a blowjob was what the guy who blows the leaves around was doing.  I used to say, "That guy out front with the blowjob is so loud!"