During my recent expedition to the Amazon, I discovered a new species of land beast.  Its distinguishing characteristics are as follows:

- a bushy coat
- a sassy temperament

If this creature becomes agitated, it can be placated with episodes of The Hills or America's Next Top Model.  Agitation is noticeable by an inflation of the hair follicles.  Click here for some of my nature photography capturing the Puffersuze in the wild.