jesse
@ April 21, 2008


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State Farm has pulled its anti-bike commuter ad from the airwaves.  Here is an excerpt from their press release, via Streetsblog:

As I mentioned in an earlier comment, I am sorry the advertisement offended anyone. Our intention with this particular ad was to recognize and empathize with the everyday challenge of high gas prices, and suggest that State Farm could help by providing lower auto insurance rates than a person may be receiving from their current provider.

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During the past few days, I discussed the perception of this advertisement with others at State Farm, and we decided the right thing to do would be to discontinue it. We will remove this ad as quickly as possible from the current rotation schedule.

But not to worry, insurance companies! As long as one of you keeps stepping up to fill the void with an ad that depicts bike commuting as horrible, shameful, and humiliating, one of you will always have a place on my enemies list.  State Farm is stepping down, but Farmers Insurance is stepping up.  Behold!



Watch the grown man ride a child's bicycle! Gawk as he peddles furiously down the street! Laugh as a heavily polluting truck backfires smoke into his face! Shake your fist as he slows traffic on the freeway! And finally, pick up your phone and call Farmers Insurance to make sure you never have to exert any physical energy on your commute as he struggles up a hill to his suburban house. 

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Let's also remember that growing corn sucks nitrates out of the soil faster than Cartman can suck semen through a hose.

Sucked it out through a hose, huh?

Yup, through a hose.

In other words, CORN DRINKS THE SOIL'S MILKSHAKE.

Check your facts a bit more, dude.

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