If you are anything like me (and if you are reading it the chances are that you are), you have spent the last 10 years on the edge of your seat.   Well, scoot back, ladies and gentlemen, because the new X-Files movie has a name! Yes! Oh, the X-Files is awesome, this is gonna be so great.  Enough delay! What is the title?!

X-Files: I Want To Believe.

Did you hear that? Its the sound of me saying "What a stupid fucking title." You took 10 years to come up with the slogan on Mulder's poster in the first episode of the show? Look, my expectations were already rock bottom for this movie.  The show petered out so badly I still haven't seen the series finale (and don't really care to), Gillian Anderson must be 60 by now, and the last movie sort of sucked on its own terms.  You are not filling me with confidence, Chris Carter.