[Scene: At my desk, 2:30 in the afternoon.  My cell phone rings.]

Me: Hello?
[Over the phone] Suzi: Hi, it's me, I have a question.
Me: Okay...
Suzi: Was Helen Keller blind and deaf?
Me: Yes.
Suzi: Really?
Me: Yes...where are you?
Suzi: I'm walking home, and I was just thinking to myself, Helen Keller wasn't blind and deaf, was she?
Me: She was.
Suzi: Wow...if I was blind and deaf, I'd want someone to kill me.  Okay, see you later!