jesse
@ March 30, 2008


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5 photographers needed for May 30th


Date: 2008-03-28, 2:59AM EDT

I need photographers for my sweet 16 on may 30th.I am looking for multiple photographers to add a "paparazzi" aspect to my party. I would need you from 7pm-12am and will pay $100 for your time and a cd of the photos.

  • Location: Monmouth County
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: $20 per hour
Jesse Craft to Alexis

Hi, I saw this ad on craigslist.  I'm not actually interested in applying to pose as a paparazzi for your super sweet 16 party.  I'm guessing that is what this is - one of those MTV style (and possibly inspired) parties where you drive up in a limo, party with 400 of your closest bestest friends, and then you complain about the kind of car your parents buy for you at the end.  I suppose this has become some twisted rite of passage for privileged wealthy teens in this part of the country.  However, I have this crazy hope that someone who is hip to the world enough to actually be able to use a computer to log onto craigslist and make a post like this could possibly be talked down off of their tacky, tacky ledge. 

Why do you want paparazzi at your party? Do you come home from high school and watch TMZ and envy the people who can't leave their houses or go out to dinner without photographers shoving cameras in their face? Should attaining celebrity be the ultimate goal for someone's life? If you are turning 16 then you are very close to becoming an adult - someone who will soon be a vital part of the decision making process of this country.  2 years from now, while you are doing ice shots in some fraternity basement at your $30,000 per year college that your parents are paying for, others less fortunate than you will still be mopping your floors and making your fast food and mowing your grass and getting shot at in Iraq. 

So, I'm going to pose this question to you as someone on the precipice of adulthood: do you want your coming of age party to represent the basest, crassest aspects of American culture?  Do you realize that people who actually do watch My Super Sweet 16 do it to make fun of those girls and laugh at what shallow horrible people they are becoming? If you really want to take the first steps towards responsible adulthood, take the $500 you were going to spend on having fake paparazzi follow you around at your party and write a check to the American Red Cross, or Amnesty International, or the Children of Fallen Soldiers Relief Fund.  Get all your friends to give a few bucks and turn it into a charity event for someone less fortunate than you.  Or, you know, buy yourself some paparazzi and have a me-party.  It's up to you.
Alexis to me

Hi, I appreciate your input and just want the oppurtunity to defend myself. I attend a private school where most of the kids are rich, spoiled, out of control brats...however, I am not one of them. My mother is a single mom who has given me a strict budget of $15,000 for my party. Since I have splurged on a few aspects of my party planning, I am now tight for cash. Therefore, I devised a plan where I wouldnt have to hire a proffesional photographer like I had previously planned for $2,000. Instead I am saving my mom money by hiring 5 photographers but only spending $500. While 5 photographers may seem excessive, I will be getting for pictures for much less and it will ensure that I will get pictures I am happy with.
I realize that many people are less fortunate than I am; however, my mother is a doctor who works hard! Its not my fault that others don't have the same oppurtunities as me; but I assure you that my family does ALOTTT to give back to the community. For your information, I work very hard in school and recieve excellent grades. Therefore, my mother believes that having an awesome sweet 16 for me is well deserved. Maybe, next time, before you decide to go and pass judgement on complete strangers you should get the whole story! Thank You and God Bless. -Alexis

What do you think? Should I keep the conversation going?

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oh. hell yeah. "ooh. my mom only gave me 15000$ to have a huge party". nice. very nice. i didnt get a sweet 16. couldnt afford it. i dont have 50 bucks to afford a party. the only reason im goin to have an 18th bday party (i live in germany, so 18 basically means i get to and have to do anything adults do(incl. getting drafted, drivin(yes its 18), voting...))is because im partying together with a friend of mine. the only reason i can afford a drivers license(average cost in germany is anywhere from 1,500 to 2,500 euros(yep drivers license, not the car))is because i did mine in the usa. i have a job(after school, half day). if 15 grand is that little money for you, why dont u send me a couple of thousand dollars.

WOW. 15k for a BIRTHDAY party? Thats insane o.0! Most people here don't even spend that much on their wedding!
I wish I had that kind of money. For my first 18 birthdays I didnt even get a single present.. We didn't even have enough money to eat properly, chips an egg every night! Woo! If she thinks she's saving her mum money by only spendin $500 on photographers shes stupid.. Why not give her mum back the cash an I dunno.. Take some photos herself? What would you apreciate more in years to come? I know I would prefer ones family/friends have taken than some random guy I didnt even know. I'm sure her mum knows how to use a camera.. Point an click. ;) She needs to save some that money an give it to someone who needs it cuz she sure as hell doesn't . All that just for a 16th party (that she'll probably be complaining about the next day). I wish I could make her live like most of us do here for a week.. I can't understand how she could get that much for a party an still be "tight for cash". That's insane! Give me that money darling.. I could strech that out to last a few years haha. *shakes fist*

Good god, $15,000 dollars for a sweet sixteen party? What the f*ck has this world come to? I'm 'rich’ too, daddy was a wealthy banker, but would never let us waste money like this.

How about taking that $15k and giving it to help people who actually suffer in this world instead of living out some bullsh*t Hollywood-Paris-Hilton-fantasy that winds up with your sweet 16 birthday video on youtube showing you doing it Paris-style?

"I work very hard in school and recieve excellent grades. "

Even in spelling? I'd give you a 'F' just for that spelling whopper.

"you should get the whole story"

The whole story is even worse than just part of the story. Maybe you should bank that $15k for the life time of shrinks and therapists you will need to get your priorities straight, cuz, you're like totally unawesome!

Alexis, you should look up Lauren Greenfield, maybe she can help you.

http://www.laurengreenfield.com/index.php?p=CCLHWY93

Alexis Connolly- morons like you are probably the reason most of the world is so f**ked up.
Kindly remove the chip from your shoulder, and stop pretending your anything other than the wealthy, greedy, idiot your obviously stupid mother raised. Go shoot yourself.

We, the people who still think that money is more than a fetish that we use at will to give form to our vanity, we are deeply sorry for you. I don't speak here with sarcasm, its really a pity. Money is a powerful form of energy, used to good or bad. Think about vanity, think about the others lives with eyes wide open and of course, if you have time to spend 15K, please do it with the conscience that you're walking towards your future. Your mom works hard, and so you may soon. But the question is why do we work hard? What's the purpose of getting up every day in the morning and giving our time, talent and commitment to others. The money itself? To accomplish our own goals always? What about if we start to think that our own goals have a great impact in other people? You're only sixteen and you're not to blame for all the humankind's past faults. But you'll be responsible for the world that comes after you start to study and work. You sure are not to be ashame of willing to spend a money that you still don't know how to earn. But take your time, get this money and go for a great trip, I suggest places that the mighty US had controlled, either financially or military in the past. Take a look on how people live there. Don't be afraid to discover new things. You may find more meaningful things than being photographed. It's a photographer's opinion. with love

....that's pretty down syndrome

Perhaps I need to get my drivers license ...

Jesse,
Let me start by saying who the fuck do you think you are? Just cause your life didnt turn out the way you wished does not mean you should be picking on fifteen year old girls who want to have a nice party. Yes 15k is a high number but that is all according to what society around town calls a norm and if shes coming from a private school I do not even know this girl but what possible benefit do you people have from trashing a teenager who is asking for a "paparazzi aspect". Who the fuck cares what she wants to allocate the money to. At least she is stimulating the economy while doing this while your dumb ass is sitting here writing some fucking blog for god knows what reason.

"Why do you want paparazzi at your party?"

They are not paparazzi.DUMBass. They are freelance photographers who are hired to take some fucking pictures to create a paparazzi aspect get your shit straight.

"Do you come home from high school and watch TMZ and envy the people who can't leave their houses or go out to dinner without photographers shoving cameras in their face?"

Do you? Obviously you have some knowledge in the super sweet sixteen field if you are able to talk about it. Is it because when you were 15 you were jealous about all the girls on TV with their makeup and everything? Maybe now your just using a projection method to make it look like it wasnt you who secretly wanted the pretty dress. Ok that was a little ridiculous.

Seriously though, if i had a nickel for every time i heard how there are less fortunate people than me and that I should give some of my money to them id have a bentley in my middle-class driveway. If you think that everyone affluent should be giving money to the poor then go live in communist fucking russia. oh thats right. even they dont do that shit anymore. maybe your just old. outdated even.

know how i know your outdated

nobody says the phrase hip to the world anymore

actually i dont think anyone ever said that
faggot

sorry
anyways

shes a 15 girl. Little or no girls her age are considering spending 500 bucks that mom gave her for charity.
call it selfish?
well thats normal for someone who is again i would like to reiterate this......15 fucking years old....
leave her alone let her have her party with her 15k limit and then maybe when she grows up a little more, finishes maturing which most people dont finish till 30, and sees your poor ass on the street doing dumb ass shit(like writing fucking blogs) and will give you a couple bucks because shes been more fortunate than you in her life.

theres so much more id like to say but i cant put in in words for you


now on to the commentees

Ben...
stay the fuck in germany
nothing you said above is worthwhile even reading cause this whole page is all a bunch of complainers especially you.
if you wanna whine about your hardships in germany
then do that on some german blog or whatever
nobody gives a fuck that you have no money a shitty job and shitty life in germany
so keep your problems there not in the US where there is a different set of expenses, taxes, etc.
so stfu

Jess...
your must live in the fucking hood
everyone i know spends 15 grand on just the venue at least
this here made me laugh
"If she thinks she's saving her mum money by only spendin $500 on photographers shes stupid.. Why not give her mum back the cash an I dunno.. Take some photos herself?"

what normal person is gonna take pictures of herself and the attending friends by herself.
sound weird
your right it is
thats all i have to say....
stupid ho

Suthiiii
oh suthi
are you telling me that if your dad said heres 15 grand for your birthday party you wouldnt throw one?
thats a dumb question actually

""""""How about taking that $15k and giving it to help people who actually suffer in this world instead of living out some bullsh*t Hollywood-Paris-Hilton-fantasy that winds up with your sweet 16 birthday video on youtube showing you doing it Paris-style?

"I work very hard in school and recieve excellent grades. "

Even in spelling? I'd give you a 'F' just for that spelling whopper.""""""""

If she was to live out anything near what you think she is going to be living out then she would be shelling out 15k just for those photographers.
That's only if you wanna do it "paris-style".
whatever the fuck that is

and deos it bohter you taht soemtmes poeple fuck up wile typing?

cause if were gonna nit-pick
then id kick you out of school for the english "whopper" you fucked up
dumb bitch
its AAANNNNN F
not a F
fucking retard
you should go out and get a life, cuz, youre like totally a dumb bitch
you should also leave this poor girl alone


Dan....
what self-respecting person would tell another to go shoot herself
are you fucking nuts
careful cause karma's a bitch
putting this negative energy out like that could very possibly redirect the way that gun is pointing
be careful

Tony...
You of all of the people that have commented is by far the most productive and normal. This is how to give advice rather than to attack and scrutinize.
touchez to what you said

this blog blows fat penis
bye bye


i have half a mind to email this girl and tell her that her name and email is illegally used. Who knows maybe shell make an extra 15k

My partner and i obviously need to think far more in that course to see things i can do regarding it.

Que tal? He visto tu blog y me ha gustado mucho este diseño. Me podrías decir donde puedo conseguir alguno parecido? Muchas gracias

Great post, as usual.

Bitch, you're fucking retarded and so is your Mom for giving you 15k on some dumb ass party while our economy is shit and people are out of work. That's all we need... another wasteful, spoiled piece of shit airhead with a credit card.

Bitch, you're fucking retarded and so is your Mom for giving you 15k on some dumb ass party while our economy is shit and people are out of work. That's all we need... another wasteful, spoiled piece of shit airhead with a credit card.

My plate is real full and your tryna give me more food, boy what the fuck is wrong wit' you?!|guruisthebomb|

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