What would Brian Boitano make If he were here right now I'm sure he'd make a big ass cake That's what Brian Boitano'd make.
When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
To make a delicious roast.
Thanks to OC tipper Rose. Sorry I accused you of being a filthy liar when you told me this existed, Rose. But, really? A cooking show starring Brian Boitano with a name inspired by a song from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut? Who would believe such a thing exists?
On another note: if I watched and blogged this, would anyone read it?